The growing collection of Claire's brilliant one liners..
"I wish there was an easier way to give birth, like Kangaroos, all they have to do is pop their babies from their wombs into their pouch"
Claire: "I only eat poultry"
Georgia: "What about pork?"
Claire: "That is poultry isn't it..."
"Do mushrooms grow in the ground?!?!?!"
Georgia: "Why are raspberry flavoured things always blue?"
Claire: "Because they are blue aren't they?"
"Cider is made of pear right?"
"ABBA are Swedish??!! I never knew!!"
Whilst watching a man free fall 128,100
"Oh my god, do you think he has a parachute?"
To a man directing the reversing bus
"Why is that man waving at the bus?"
Claire: I didn't have potato on Monday night
Georgia: What did you have then?
Claire: Cheese and potato pie
Georgia: Sausage and bacon are from the same animal
Claire: Are they! What animal is bacon from?
Lots of laughter later...
Stacey: The same animal as ham
Claire: Where's ham from?
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